Thursday, March 26, 2009

geeked out....


so last night i went to wally world to get a new tmobile phone. i had in mind the new G1 that is supposedly tmobiles answer for the iPhone. well i get there and have to wait a bagillion years cause this hill billy (no not the ones that use to live next to me and don't like having their pictures taken) (and yeah hill billy, the dude had a mullet and was wearing a Budweiser t-shirt and was in fact.......DRUNK!) and his posterity took forever. i think i waited like a hour and a half before i was even helped. yeah that's walmart's stellar customer service for you. as far as tmobile goes i have no complaints i can think of only a handful of times that a call was dropped or service was interrupted, something that was a regular occurrence with at&t the company i was with previous. anyways since i was renewing my contract for another 2 years i was able to get a sweet deal on this little guy. instead of the $199.00 i was prepared to pay i ended up only paying $99.00. yes sir it is a deal indeed.

so i get it home and mess around with it a little, sleep with it and what not, you know have a grand 'ol time. it treated me good.....real good. now here today at work it is faithfully by my side alerting me as to when i have a text or letting me surf its world wide web..... well i guess its not just G1 nor tmobiles web but the worlds. so far i must say no buyers remorse whatsoever then again compared to what i had been using that was labeled a cell phone i have really moved out of the stone age and into the 21st century.

Monday, March 23, 2009

ode to 24


on this Monday i find myself at work counting the hours till the work day is through.
tick
tock
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tock
almost like that little clock on 24 that cuts to and from the commercial break. i have to say this season of the jack bauer escapades is really really intense. like a fire at the circus intense. after the debacle that was known as season 6 and the 2 hour movie that was a segway into the new season, i have to admit i was a little skeptical and basically sadden that the last show that i have loved currently on the nation free 99 networks tele system was becoming less then sub par like everything else.

this season however i am once again at the mercies of the fox broadcast network and hate when the hour is up. bauer is quite the American ninja, and terrorist you time is through because now you have to answer to AMERICA F*** YEAH!..... or something like that. look what i am trying to say is i love 24 and i am not ashamed to say it.

my only sorrow from this season is that it has to end at some point and i will be anxiously awaiting for january to come and a new day to begin. and i know i know there are a lot of twists left this season, all i have to ask is please please dont be stupid with the creditability you have gained back i dont want to have to put my foot through the television when this day is done.
oh and one more thing. tony if you screw this up, i'll make you wish that they had left you dead back in day 5 trust me.....
cut & print.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

are you kidding me?

so the great state of utah has a few bills up for vote right now that just don't make any sense whatsoever and i writer and publisher of this blog feel it is my responsibility to speak my mind about them.

the first is this lame-o bill that some idiot from happy valley has decided we need to "further" our stance towards normality in liquor laws here in this backwards state. the law he is proposing is that of a 10 foot high wall to separate the "grown up drinks" from the patrons of the restaurant / pub. are you kidding me? the justification for such a ridiculous proposal is the bottles of liquor are too enticing to children. this belief has a few errors in it.
first what are these parents doing? can they not say no to children. the children have so much power over them that they are now the child and the child is the parent. its easy say no to the little brat and if they back talk then don't take little johnny or suzie out in public until they can show some sign of maturity and respect you as a parent. note parents you are not suppose to be their best friend but a PARENT!!!!!!
second, what will happen if you buy one of these drinks and it comes to the table, will the law also provide blinding glasses for those underage so the enticing allure of these alcoholic beverages doesn't tempt the children hence the reason for this mammoth wall the bill proposes.
to me this state already is so backwards in thinking and laws when it comes to liquor and alcohol that they use it as a scapegoat for lack of parenting and talking with you child about making responsible decisions and then letting their child make those decisions for themselves when they are of age, people are so lousy at being a parent and maintaining an open discussion with their children and just don't want to admit it.

the second bill is that of a increase in tax for cigarettes. the justification they use for this is the increase cost in health care for smokers. so if this is the case then i am proposing they go all the way on increasing / fines for everyday things that people do that put the person at a higher risk of cancer or other serious injury. case in point, drinking, these new anti smoking ads say that now they outlawed smoking in bars and clubs in utah that cost for people breathing second hand smoke will go down.... uh yeah for lung cancer maybe but what about the costs that come from long term alcohol abuse or even large quantity consumption. who is going to pay for the cancer to the liver treatments, or the kidney dialysis. or the bill to get the stomach pumped? also people who fake bake. all those team roxy chicks and sweet metro bro's need to realize the price they are going to be paying for trying to be the next abrocrappy model. so increase that as well and have them sign a waiver each time saying they will not seek treatment when the cancer hits. there are a lot of others but finally out in the winter and breathing the air this valley has at certain times should come with a fine to those who do it. you are putting yourself at higher risk for lung cancer then those who smoke. its so much worse then second hand smoke, that they should take you away right on the spot to the county lock up and let you think about your actions for a few days. which actually might just be a bill the genius people up on utah's capital hill try to propose here soon. idiots, just because you are brought up a certain way doesn't mean you have to force everyone else to think and believe the way you do......